tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post8097036516487491919..comments2023-12-19T06:54:20.572-05:00Comments on Answer Girl: What are the words to the joke version of "Jingle Bells"?Ellen Clair Lambhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14944288413332520719noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post-33975931797577312812022-04-06T05:00:08.776-04:002022-04-06T05:00:08.776-04:00Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very n...Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you blew me away. So this year I'll give it to someone special. I've been a lover with a hole in my heart since buckshot tore me apart. Tell me baby do you recognize me. No well it doesn't surprise me. Merry Christmas babe I wrapped it up and sent it with a hollow tip so you'd know I ment it. You got me once you'll never get me again.Asuraca7https://www.blogger.com/profile/11572263888293609553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post-67125602835116065552022-04-06T04:36:02.043-04:002022-04-06T04:36:02.043-04:00Jingle bells Santa smells, Robin laid an egg, the ...Jingle bells Santa smells, Robin laid an egg, the batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away. HEY.Asuraca7https://www.blogger.com/profile/11572263888293609553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post-52816568078572847722019-12-17T18:39:42.340-05:002019-12-17T18:39:42.340-05:00I remember it as jingle bells santa smells rudolf ...I remember it as jingle bells santa smells rudolf laid an egg Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12887372081811637371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post-48203003339984434632017-12-05T12:57:44.816-05:002017-12-05T12:57:44.816-05:00a day or 2 ago
A story i must tell
I went into the...a day or 2 ago<br />A story i must tell<br />I went into the snow<br />And on my back i fell<br />Then a gent came riding by<br />In a one horse open sleigh<br />He laughed as there i sprawling lie <br />And quickly drove away <br /><br />Jingle Bells<br />Batman smells<br />Rudolph ran away <br />Santa Claus forgot his briches on the magic sleigh<br /><br />Jingle Bells <br />Batman smells <br />Robin flew away <br />My uncle Billy sold his w i l l y <br />For a milky wayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post-46967672383513702712006-12-23T13:39:00.000-05:002006-12-23T13:39:00.000-05:00Thanks, Richard! My mom would have remembered tho...Thanks, Richard! My mom would have remembered those... she loved the Pogo carols.<br /><br />Merry Christmas to all from a sunny, warm Virginia -- nothing says holidays like a little sunburn!Ellen Clair Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14944288413332520719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post-7020394269909538012006-12-23T13:36:00.000-05:002006-12-23T13:36:00.000-05:00On my way back from Reny's I remebered that from P...On my way back from Reny's I remebered that from Pogo<br />1) The song is "Deck us all with Boston Charlie" and 2) the fourth line is<br />Swaller Dollar Cauliflower<br /><br />I also remembered that Beauregarde (the dog) knew a different version<br /><br />Bark us all bow-wows of Folly<br />Polly Wolly Cracker and Tood Aloo<br />Hunky dory's pop is lolly<br />Gaggin in the wagon Willy<br />Folly-go-through<br /><br />From The rain and fog of Kennebec County, I would like to say <br />Bark us all bow-wows of folley and have a great holiday!rdbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02106531669897102045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post-25431802443292778872006-12-23T12:34:00.000-05:002006-12-23T12:34:00.000-05:00Walt Kellys Comic book (or graphic novle) Pogo had...Walt Kellys Comic book (or graphic novle) Pogo had a Lyrics to Deck the Halls. These are from memory and so one or two words may be off<br /><br />"Bless us all with Boston Charlie<br />walla walla wash, and Kalamazoo<br />Nora's freezing on the Trolley<br />Swallow Walla Califlower<br />and ally garoo (spelling?)<br />Don't we know archaic barrels<br />lullibye, lily boy Lousville Lou<br />Trolly molly don't like Harold<br />Bulla bulla pensacola hullabaloo"<br /><br />These are from memory and so one or two words may be offrdbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02106531669897102045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post-17030237456452602232006-12-23T12:27:00.000-05:002006-12-23T12:27:00.000-05:00Found this on the Internet:
"Jingle Bells, Rudolph...Found this on the Internet:<br />"Jingle Bells, Rudolph smells, Santa ran away With the fairy from the Christmas tree, They ran off yesterday hey!"<br /><br />also this:<br />"Jingle bells jingle bells<br />Santa {Claus} is dead<br />because Rudolph took a 22 <br />and shot him in the head<br />Oh, Barbie girl barbie girl<br />tried to save his life.<br />But Ken from Mexico <br />stabbed her with a knife."<br />{thanks to Alexandra, age 13 years}<br /><br />and 2 variations on your lyrics:<br />"Jingle bells, Batman smells<br />Robin laid an egg<br />Batmobile lost a wheel<br />And the joker got away"<br /><br />OR<br />"Jingle Bells. Batman Smells.<br />Robin's flown away.<br />The batmobile has lost a wheel<br />and Alfreds eating hay..."<br /><br />SueAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post-83839238491993752952006-12-23T10:58:00.000-05:002006-12-23T10:58:00.000-05:00I don't know that version! Anybody?I don't know that version! Anybody?Ellen Clair Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14944288413332520719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7778441.post-12414005248513516852006-12-23T10:54:00.000-05:002006-12-23T10:54:00.000-05:00Thanks, but Therese meant "Jingle bells, Santa sme...Thanks, but Therese meant "Jingle bells, Santa smells, Rudolph ran away..." How does that one continue?<br />Christmas greetings<br />Sue<br /><br />We also love "happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one, too"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com