Thursday, July 26, 2007

Who would win in a fight: Jason Bourne or James Bond?

Who's asking: Steven Dean, Mechanicsville, VA

The answer to this question would depend on the circumstances. If Jason Bourne and James Bond met by chance in a dark alley, Jason Bourne would win: he's more cunning and more ruthless. If they met under work-related circumstances, James Bond would win, because he has Q and all those cool gadgets.

In related questions, Superman would beat Batman, Donald Duck would kick Mickey's butt, and Dirty Harry would blow Rambo away.

Please leave your own fantasy grudge matches, with their projected winners, in the comments section.


steve said...

Jeannie or Samantha?


AnswerGirl said...

Oh, Jeannie. She fights dirty.

Jeannie vs. Endora, though, might be a different story.

Anonymous said...

George of the Jungle vs. Super Chicken?

My vote goes to George given he has the Tookie-Tookie bird covering his flank.


Claire said...

But Batman has a small amount of kryptonite in his possession and sometimes gets carried away when fighting. I think it would be mutual destruction.

Christopher said...

Actually Batman has defeated Superman on multiple occasions. See The Dark Knight Returns. Superman doesn't have the brains or the will to defeat Batman.

AnswerGirl said...

Ah, I knew I should have consulted you before trying to answer this question.

Lefty said...

Come on now, Rambo definitely kicks Dirty Harry's butt.

Homer Simpson vs. Mr. Magoo?

AnswerGirl said...

Homer Simpson, but only by dumb luck.

Chris, I admit that when I read your comment, my first thought was, "Well, in the STORY... but in REAL life..."

I always have trouble on that real vs. fictional thing.

Anonymous said...

Catwoman or Wonderwoman?


AnswerGirl said...

Catwoman, for sure. Those gold bands Wonder Woman wears wouldn't do anything against claws.