I wish this photo had turned out better. It's a little-known fact that some dog toys have superpowers. This karate-playing stuffed animal not only makes realistic kung-fu noises, but can fly.
Actually, one of Gary's dogs dropped it off his back deck, and now it's caught in the bougainvillea thorns until the squirrels dislodge it. Archaeologists may one day find scraps of it and wonder what deity it was an offering to.